Consent Form

A parody of a consent form that is serious on every point listed. Enrolling means you have read it.

Eligibility

Take part only if you are of legal age in your own country and at least 18. Whatever is recorded under your enrolment is your responsibility, and the access password is a confidential instrument.

The institute

It is a work of fiction staged as a chat. Its staff are invented characters written by an AI model. None holds a degree, a licence or a clinical role, and no result, finding or remark is medical, psychological or scientific advice.

Funding

An extended study is funded in advance with USDT for a fixed term and cannot be renewed automatically. The refund budget is nil, no refunds being owed except where law requires them. A transfer that arrives short, or by the wrong network, may be written off as lost.

Conduct

Observe the protocol. Do not attack the site, scrape the register or resell a seat in the study. Enrolment may be struck off for breach.

Your material

Your messages remain your property. Submitting them permits the institute to keep and handle them so that the chat can run and stay safe, and software checks them for breach of the protocol.

Amendments

Staff, studies and prices may be amended, and the findings will say so before the amendment reaches you. The institute operates as it stands, without any warranty beyond the legal minimum, and its liability does not exceed your payments of the last 30 days, where the law allows.